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[Dec. 2nd, 2006|02:41 am] |
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Oh hi, I forgot to do this thing for exactly two years. Boy is my face red! What's all that rubbish below this? Get that right off. |
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| we holdin an item of male for you *blushe* |
[Dec. 2nd, 2004|10:20 am] |
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| |  twentyones | ] |
yo ho ho and bottel of boobs
it seem , to be, my last update , was in the anciente times ! :O
here is list of update:
1.  Sarah goto work at her dad shop, is "Greens". On Wednesday Thursday Friday !
2. Get games. This and thiss for X box , and this for Personal Compute (is best game ever love from ever ybody)
3. To-day (Desember 2rd) is day kleptobirth , today i am 21 , and now is the time when I am legal to punsh Jaff Goldblom in the sbectacles!
i hop the up date did not smell of effluence !
~~~*llovoe by kleptonin~*~~ |
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| race against lime |
[Nov. 12th, 2004|02:09 am] |
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hi my friend s , i'm tired i soiled myself i write a story for you :)
( here is story )
i hop you like it *bulsh* :)
100% loveable,
~*~*~*kleptonin*~*~*~ |
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| the dinosaur boobies |
[Oct. 27th, 2004|08:17 am] |
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| |  7+, peggy | ] |
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| | goldfrappfelt mountain | ] |
hi friend , welcome to inter net jounral update kleptonin !
Wee went out of house on Monday and Tuesday.
( Gather round i will demonstrate !: )
Thusly the report is conclusI hope you like it i did *blaahg* opps i was sik *blush*
hi Sarah i love yoU:)
Archaeologilly you,
Wednesday "i got spade *digdigdig*" Addams :) |
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[Oct. 14th, 2004|05:02 pm] |
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhello opps i rest on keyboard ! oh noes !
( not really i just hold " H" button down but it is our secret yes !) Good tiding my friend, I trust we are all in the library gentlemen! "kleptonin" is here with a update for " LIFE JOURNAL".
CAptain log (you know, like in those space programmes l.o.l.) This week i have been playing City of HEroe's's, watching Tele Vision on my camputer, and no thin g else!!!!11 The life is so exciting you could cook a egg in it ! ;-)
Update bring to you by Colgate
Loves,
the klepto nin |
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[Oct. 6th, 2004|01:54 am] |
Hi my friends! How are you? We are fine. We like to play "computer games"! Ha ha!
Earlier last weeks Sarah's dad took us to "Gillingham" town where his new shop will being. He talked to a couple of fellows about all sorts of thing I guess! One of the gentlemen was fat and old well-built and wisened, and he had some big plastic letters. I guess they were for the front of the shop! The new shop will be called "Greens". I guess like, "eat your greens"! Lol! Except the letters were red. -_-
We went shopping and bought some things for us to eat. Meanwhile, Sarah's dad trod in dog's poo several times. He bought a small brush to clean his shoe with! Perhaps he wanted to brushit off! Get it! Brush! Shit! Ahahahaha!
Meanwhile, in an abandoned warehouse:
I finished bye
Update time automatically,
Professor Susan |
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| The trouble with tampons |
[Sep. 26th, 2004|07:05 am] |
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| | tit of winter | ] |
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| | tweaker - The House I Grew Up In | ] |
Hello fellow!
I, would like, to, present to you, a short story. "I levelled up!" Never mind that, though, don't worry your pretty little head!. Here is the story.
( STORY )
Love from Sneezing Brachiosaurus from Jurassic Park and all his friends
(except Grumpy Velociraptor #5)
xxx |
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| kleptonin @ livejournal.com |
[Sep. 21st, 2004|06:56 pm] |
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| | eat my back | ] |
Happy hi interfriends!
What the Dickens have we been doing these days? I tell you now, you nosey fiend! (Hah a! ^_^) Recently we have been playing The Sims 2 and City of Heroes on our conputers. I din't like the "The Sims" sims game, but I like the new one. It is very 3D. My Sim has a tweed jaaaaaaacccckkkeeeeeeetttt!!!1111 %_%_^_^^
City of Heroes is good beecause you are a super hero and you smash bad people RIGHT IN THE FACE. Plus, groin.
I love,
Kissing in a tree,
Pee Eye Ess Ess Eye En Gee. |
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[Sep. 14th, 2004|05:44 pm] |
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| |  JoJo?! | ] |
Hi darlings!
Today we ventured forth towards the location of Sarah's dad's new shop (henceforth known as "Greens"), located in the busy metropolis of Gillingham (lies). We then purchased a variety of foodstuffs from local super - markets, including tubs of soft European confection that can only be hazardous to one's health.
After - wards, we travelled to a handful of estates where new homesteads were being constructed (before our very eyes's's!). We looked around two such homesteads, and very nice homely homo homesteads they were as well. Hope - fully we will one day live in such homesteads! (Though maybe one at a time).
The conclusion of the day was discovered as we arrived back at the current homestead, where a canine of Alsation persuation peered through plastic sheeting on a gate using nothing but its face. The scene of canine joy was marred only by the crass comments generated in the foul mind of Sarah.
Your secretly,
J. Califragilis Extraction |
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| The Merry Times of klept o'nin |
[Sep. 8th, 2004|01:00 am] |
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Happy greetings, fellows.
Recently we have been doing approximately nothing, aside from partaking in electric games on the "computers". I partook in a horror film "game", which I believe to have been titled "Doom 3". A jolly time was had by all, as I released ammunition towards the hell fellows.
A notable discovery was made by Sarah of the homestead recently. She found ONE (1) British Kingdom standard English British pound coin stuck to my back beneath the very shirt-garment covering such a bodypart! Hilarity ensued, which lasted many hours, until all were sik.
In other news, there are far too many insects and arachnids present in the new homestead, with many a beverage container used to escort such earthen beasts back to the firey soil lairs from whence they rose.
Now, away with you rogues and ne'erdowells, scurry back to the electric portals from whence you came! It is truly time to indulge in comic book/electric game hybrid entertainment jaunts. |
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[Aug. 26th, 2004|03:49 am] |
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danananananananananananan LIVEJOURNAL
HAHAHAHHA welcome to today's entry, gentlepersons!
I am tired it is 3:35am and I should be asleep but I forgot. This week we went to Bristol to buy some things, namely magazines and old games and the like. We had lunch time at Pizza Hut where I consumed a pizza. Also today I fixed my PC. It was running slowly because it exploded and I had to buy new bits for it. Today, or yesterday now I put in a new processor and hoped it wouldn't go on fire and it didn't. Thank goodness! *laughter*
In other news, we went to shops to buy Pepsi Max and the like. It was so exciting I literally soiled myself. I would post a picture, but the inter net camera is not set up, and I like to wallow around in my own feces in private. No peeking! ;)
Sarah downloaded about 10,000 comics from the inter net and was reading them. Catwoman is not a cat really!
Laurie is now 17, happi birthday Larry *Laurie 17 AUgust 25 2004.
Now I must depart,
Or else I'll surely fart.
*phht* *blush*
Your asse,
Dorset Knob |
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[Aug. 10th, 2004|05:28 pm] |
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Ahoy! Many a sweltering day was to be had here at the new homestead, causing many a sweat. I bring good news, our broad - band inter - net connec - tion was just enabled, so we can find many pictures of ladies' breasts at lightning speed! If we are that way inclined. In other news, I'm thirsty, and I bid you god day. Ha ha! *laughter*
Yours fish,
Catherine |
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| Judging Anus |
[Aug. 2nd, 2004|07:10 pm] |
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We are move-ed to our newe dwellinge.
( MOV'D )
Congenially yours,
Judge Judins |
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| This summer, I'm actively fighting against wrinkles |
[Jul. 28th, 2004|08:41 am] |
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I'm on holiday, not my wrinkles. Andie McDowell smells of wrinkles!!! Pass it on.
Hi it's Wednesday. Tomorrow (Thursday) we are moving house. Well not house, but all our things and furniture into new house. There are several thousand boxes filled with stuff lying around, it is like Box World, ha ha ha ha!!!! (LOL)
Today we are packing up our conputers, and who knows when we will get the inter net back!!!!
See you in the future, fellows! *phht* *blush*
Merry Winter,
Spider-man (Spidey Crotch Tingling!!!!) |
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| Totally Recycle Bin |
[Jul. 18th, 2004|10:43 pm] |
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Ahoy my hearts, I am back from the depths of space* *LIES
I haven't updated for a while because I forgot. Today we went to see Shrek 2 in the picture house. Review follows.
( REVIEW OF SHREK 2, FOR YOU )
This review is finished.
Recently I have been using my conputer, and I bought a new processy but I have not put it in yet because I need some poisonous water and some sand paper. Also, we saw Shrek 2 today. Oh but I have already said this!!! We saw our new house today, it is down the street and around the corner and down a hill and around a corner and around a corner from where we are now. There are dogs in the neighbouring homesteads!
This update was brought to you by Shrek 2. Shrek Shrek Shrek Shrek Shrek. 2.
Bless you,
Calvin Climb. |
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| The totally sexy potato (liek, omg) |
[Jun. 24th, 2004|04:56 am] |
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I stole your stolen inter net thing, Sarah!!! SNAPPING!
Type your username with your:
nose: klepptonin
elbow: ikl;ewrsoitrfgoin biubn
tongue: no the keyboard is dirty
chin: kkkoerdo9tygiobn ujhnb
feet: oi;pler4d-[p0trgf50po-n jhiuomn
eyes closed and one finger: kldepotonin
back of my hand: 893 406 0jhn
palm: 7kji8lkredsplo54ygtok nmiou njm
mouse: kipole4ptroijnijn
wrist: kl,;l4re;p[ytoplmnjhiumn
AAAAAAAA that was so exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 |
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[Jun. 21st, 2004|09:46 pm] |
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Helloy! Goodbye! Only joking! *laugh*!
One day, it was last Friday, and my mum came to visit the grande olde towne of Shaftesbury, which is where we live. She came with my brother and his wife and a merry man with glasses who likes to eat drugs. When he wasn't eating drugs, he was my brother's wife's brother's wife. They got lost and nine hours later they arrived in this most magic of towns (lies). We showed my mum the sights of the thing where we are, and made sure she didn't fall down a hill. It was a bravo time all around! I ate a pancake. It had gooey brown stuff on it, but it didn't taste bad. Yay!
My mum totally bought a Shaftesbury pen from the Shaftesbury Museum of Shaftesbury. We totally live in Shaftesbury!!!!!1oneoneone.
On Sunday, after my mum left to wherever it is she lives, we went to the majestic kingdom of Yeovil, which is actually a town, and not majestic, or a kingdom. (Pwned! inter net lol) We went to Cineworld and saw a film, called Garry Potters and the Prisoner of Asdabag, or something. It's about a boy with glasses who can do some magic with a stick, and so can his friends, and they go to a school in the countryside. Sarah has books of it, by some bint lady. One of them has got like 60,000 pages. I'm guessing, I gave up counting after the first 4. I hate you mathematic! :)
( Here is what I thought of this film!!!!!!111one )
You sincere,
Jakey Rowling (I writed Hairy PotterS!) (not really!) |
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