Current mood:

still sticky

kleptonin and the shovel
I present to you, the gentlefolk of the inter village, a electric questionnaire:

The Basics:
1. First Name: Gareth
2. Middle name: No! (I have none middle names)
3. Last Name: French
4. Nicknames: Gareth, kleptonin, klepto, Benedict J. Tumbletits
5.City: Shaftesbury town
7. Guy or Gal: Of a male persuasion
8. Zodiac Sign: The equine gentleman with skills in archery
9. Siblings and their ages: Juln, 39, half-brothel
10. Pet(s): Pets are discouraged with weapons by the home-owner
11. Hair Colour: Dark brown
12. Height: 6'2/3"
13. What hand do you write with: Rightways
14. Hair Length: Neck
15. Do you bite your nails: Certainly
16. Do you stare at people: Some times
17. Do others think you're cute: I would imagine so
18. Shoe Size: 9 of the Great British realm

RELATIONSHIPS:
19. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes, Sarah
20. Who do you like: Sarah

FASHION STUFF:
22. Where do you shop the most: Somerfield. Oh clothes. Nowhere.
23. Do you think your fashion is cool?: My dear, I resemble an urchin of the lowest denomination!
24. Do you have any thing pierced: My Brosnan
25. If not, what do you want pierced: No thank
26. Do you have a tattoo: No

THE EXTRA STUFF
27. Do you do drugs: Multivitamin
28. Do you drink: Sometimes if we go out to dine, a wine is fine
29. What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use: Sham-poo from the Body Shop that isn't made any more
30. What sport(s) do you play: Walking
31. What are you most scared of: Dennis Hopper
32. If you could go anywhere, where would you go: The toilet, to do a big fat Shins are the front part of the legs below the knees and above the ankles.
33. Where is the coolest place you have gone: Space
34. What are you listening to right now: The gigantifan in the background on hurricane setting
35. What time is it: 7:31 pm
36. Do you have your own phone line: Not any more!
38. What is in your purse right now: Wallet. One English pound, debit card, rail card, and miscellaneous excrement!
39. What shoes do you have: Clunky boots that demolish the floors of the rich and poors
40. What clothes do you sleep in: Winnie the Pooh pyjamas
41. What kind of car do you have: Daddi Ramage has a fast Honda that almost crashes head on into traffic when we overtake on blind bends at 780 mph
42. Where do you want to get married?: Toilet
43. Favourite Actors, and Actress: Vincent d'Onofrio, and someone else
44. Who do you really hate: Ruffians, whippersnappers, ne'erdowells and varmints
47. What are the ugliest names: Pukas, Biley, Snott, Anus, Excrementine, Fecesia, Sewagine.
48. Fav colour: Turquoisey tealy bluey
49. Number: 25
50. Song: None
51. Movie: None
52. Candy: Changes

SPREEEEEE

53. Clothing: Clothes
54. TV shows: Simpson, Futurama, Family Guy, Law & Order: Crinimal In tent, other
55. Favorite food: Nice food
56. Food restaurant: Fast - McDonald; Normal - Pizza Hut
57. Subject in school: Conputers
58. Drink: Cherry Coke
59. Scent: Marker pens (xylene-free!)
60. Season: Spring
61. Teacher: Those were the days *pipe*
62. Smoked: No
63. Drank: Yes
64. Got drunk: A little *hic*
65. Bungee Jumped: No
66. Went movie hopping: Don't hop on movie
67. Broke the law: Yes, but secretly
68. Ran from the cops: No
70. Made yourself throw up: Almost, when I brush my teef. Gag reflex!
74. Gone skinny-dipping: No
75. Been In Love: I am
76. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: Probably

Word association:
77. Red: Red
78. Cow: Moo
79. Pig: Oink
80. Rubber: Chicka-bow

Which is worse:
81. Barfing on your date or date barfing on you: Date barfing on me, because calendars shouldn't have puke
82. Having your appendix out or tonsils: I don't know. Maybe tonsils

Your friends....
83. Coolest: Jeremy Iceberg
84. Weirdest: Larry *Laurie
85. Funniest: Lorry *Laurie
86. Smartest: Conputer
87. Happiest: I don't know
88. Meanest: Meany McGee
89. Sweetest: Greg Sugar
90. Loudest: Pamela Bang
91. Quietest: Silence McGee
92. Cutest: Sarah
93. Who do you go to for advice: Sarah
94. Who knows all your secrets: No body :)

Have you ever...
95. Eaten an entire pack of KD: What the Dickens is KD?
96. Caused a car accident: No
97. Seen the ocean: I lived by it for 19 years

This or that...
98. Night or Day: Night
99. Chocolate Chip or Mint Chip: Chocolate Chip
100. Ocean or lake: Lake
101. Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
102. Lion or Tiger: Tiger
103. Love or lust: Love
104. Gold or silver: Silver
105. Pencil or Pen: Pen
106. Skirt or jeans: Skirt
107. Rose or tulip: Sunflower

In the past 48 hours, have you...
108. Cried: No
109. Worn a skirt: No
110. Gone for a walk: Certainly
111. Gone for a drive: Yes but I didn't drive
112. Gone out for dinner: No but break-fast
113. Taken a test: Is this a test? *laughter* *vomit*
114. Talked to an ex: No
115. Missed an ex: No
117. Given someone a present: Yes I gave Sarah a small pile of dirty underbloomers and socks
118. Missed someone: No
119. Hugged someone: Yes
120. Kissed someone: Yes
121. Had a nightmare: No
122. Fought with your parents: No

The Feeling Side:
123. What do you feel about the Ouija board: I feel its asse *it's an asse
124. Do you believe in yourself: No I am pretend
125. Worst feeling in the world: Dead
126. Best feeling in the world: Love
127. Are you for world peace: No I am for Christims
128. Are you a health freak: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
129. Do you have a crush on anyone: No, but Aaron Carter's got a crush, on, you.
130. Does that person like you in return: See above
131. Do you like filling these out: I would rather put a wolf in my head
132. How many people are you sending this to: I'm not sending it to anyone
133. Who sent this to you: It's a secret (*wink wink nudge nudge punch punch gas honk punch wink*)
134. What do you think of the person that sent this to you: Tapable. :P
135. Who will send it back: Sendy McGee
136. How long did this take you: About two hours because I tried to find out what colour I like and I eate my dinnere

Amicably yours,
Katie Crocodilly