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The trouble with tampons
Hello fellow!

I, would like, to, present to you, a short story. "I levelled up!" Never mind that, though, don't worry your pretty little head!. Here is the story.

The Vicar's Mashed Potato

(Note: vicar n. (Church of England) A clergyman appointed to act as priest of a parish)

"Oh no!" exclaimed the vicar, as he stared helplessly at the lady tumbling like a ragdoll down the cliffside through his binoculars on the balcony of his lighthouse. Just then, he heard the familiar 'ping' of his microwave oven. The vicar flung the binoculars off the side of the balcony into the sea below and raced down the spiral staircase.

So feverish was his excitement, the vicar tripped and fell down the last couple of flights of stairs. Upon reaching the bottom, he got up, his face bloodied from the fall, and regained his composure. He dashed over to the microwave oven and popped open the door. An enchanting smell wafted through the air and through the vicar's nostrils.

"By jove," he declared, "this meal is truly fit for the kingest of kings!"

The vicar took the plastic container over to the kitchen table and peeled off the cellophane cover. He reached for his fork. Suddenly, the building started to shake. Cracks split along the wall. Kitchenware crashed to the ground. Masonry tumbled down.

The vicar clutched the sides of the table. He stared around in disbelief. Without warning, the entire lighthouse twisted, lurched, and fell in a tremendous crash, rubble strewn across the jagged rocks and into sea around them. All fell silent.

A short while passed. Eventually, some scrambling could be heard. The vicar emerged from the rubble, covered in dust and drenched in seawater, mashed potato splattered across his forehead and down the side of his face. He looked upwards into the overcast sky, holding up his clenched fists. "Damn you, God! That was MY mashed potato!"

Story end now I hopeyou like it I made it just for you :-)

Love from Sneezing Brachiosaurus from Jurassic Park and all his friends
(except Grumpy Velociraptor #5)
xxx